I know for a fact some of y'all are submitting interesting/rude/funny/nerdy questions because my mom has definitely been submitting shit and it goes unposted. People are claiming that they've tried to post questions to no avail, the administrator of the site never posts them. Let us theorize why this is the case:
1. sabotage - someone is setting me up to look like a buster-ass fool when I can't come up with ideas for columns. Soon everyone will know I'm a giant fraud who knows nothing about music....oh fudge, did I say that out loud?
2. delusion - I email this column to the living room and they're like "wtf" and deposit it in the trash and I only imagine that it's posted on the Living Room website, and am waiting for non-readers to posit questions for my non-column . Or maybe the living room doesn't exist. Or maybe.......the INTERNET doesn't exist o_O
3. espionage - the CIA is intercepting your queries and you're all being audited next year
4. resentment - you're all still butthurt about my grateful dead column