Michael Wagner

Michael Wagner slaps ukuleles to make them sound like drums. He also screams his head off while playing manic guitar songs inspired by the Belgian master Django Reinhardt. You probably haven't seen anyone quite like him, and if you say you have you're probably lying.

Whether he's playing quiet listening rooms or bellowing over obnoxious crowds while envisioning those he hates most: Michael would like to remind you that, while life may be utterly miserable and devoid of any real meaning, it doesn't mean you can't have fun.

Michael could also use a real PR person.